When we’re bored in town without fail we’ll wander into Utility and chuckle at these cards by www.hazelbee.co.uk. I’ve seen the same ones countless times but they’re still boss. If Hazel created a comic I would read it.
This is my go-to design for basically anyone that needs a card whether they’ve died or given birth (Hazel, please replace ‘hangover’ with ‘popped out another didn’t I.’)
Each card is 100% recycled, fair trade and printed with vegetable oil in case you get hungry. Here are a few more of my faves:
And I don’t usually buy into Valentine’s commercialism (that much) but WHERE ARE MY RALPH & ALAN PILLOW CASES GOD BOYFRIEND YOU’RE SO NEGLECTFUL.
If that’s not your cup of vodka, here are some more sensual designs:
For the full range of items including temporary tattoos HAHAHA DAD THIS IS THE 21ST CENTURY NOBODY CARES ABOUT FOREHEAD TATTOOS ANYMORE visit /www.hazelbee.co.uk.